Ok, so seriously....

Dunno what the deal is. Is this broken to everyone-but-me? Are you having problems registering? Do you think I should enable guest posting? Do you want me to fully fix the teamworm designator before you'll post? What's going on, man!

Did you send out a mass e-mail telling people to visit? I sure as hell didn't get one...

I was writing that email (to about 5 or 6 people) while I was chatting with you on gmail.

Okay, so I lied. I think I did get some sort of e-mail.

5 or 6 people? That's not enough. Dude, what happened to all your fabulous recruitment skills? You need more people!

I just spammed out to the regulars. Once I get something awesome going, I'll go recruiting. I leave that awesomeness up to you guys, though.

But I'm a loser and I don't know anyone to recruit.

Silly rabbit. Your job is not to recruit. It is to build content here so that when the recruiting phase begins, they'll have some starters already to discuss.

I am confused about the lack of people here. I remember there being at least a little more activity than this a the old site, and I was hardly ever there.

Hmm...maybe that's your problem...I'm here too much. "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat..." Wait, I don't think I can say that here, it might be considered blasphemy. Eek. I almost got struck with lightning(?) or something(?). What would I get struck with if I said something blasphemous against the worm? Worm poop?

Note to self: be careful or you might get worm poop thrown at you

Love all serve all. We even welcome those who call themselves The Anti-Worm.

Not sure where everybody is, though. You kids are the only ones who have registered.