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Caffeine tastes like hell. I used to try to mix it into my drinks, but it made them taste like hell too. Consequently, I stopped doing it.
Until today.
I just ingested approx 200 mg by putting it on the backside of a plastic fork. Direct from fork into mouth. My entire mouth was instantly coated in powdered, metallic death (also known as powdered, euphoric life).
Since then, I keep subconsciously drinking water to try to drown out the wretched taste. I must have consumed 40 oz in the past hour.
I have yet to recognize a lesson from this, but as soon as my brain stops screaming I hope to get one out soon.
In the meantime, I'll just waste 2 minutes of your life by telling you about my afternoon.
With love,
Rev. Waste
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