Okay, so I'm offended. That's the WORST layout for a webpage that I've ever seen. What the crap?

Aside from that, there's only ONE page with content. That's this one:
http://www.femaleurinal.com/factsandfables.html

And what's there? AN ENTIRE BOOK WORTH OF TEXT!!!!! ACK!

Note on web design: text needs to be broken up either by page or with pictures.

Admittedly, I saw all of this and didn't bother reading any of it because of formatting. Gah. I want to kick that designer straight in the shins for publishing something so ugly!

I agree entirely. I did read it all, but it was difficult. And, I checked out the other pages and got NOTHING! However, I thought it would be entertaining to put something about female urinals on here. And, I thought we should have a specific spot for all our potty talk, so there you have it.

I haven't had a chance to look for a better website talking about female urinals (because it took so freakin long to read that one), so I will try again later. But, until then, I hope you can enjoy talking about something else in "Potty Talk."

Here are some ideas:

1) What is your favorite toilet paper brand?
2) What's better, a leaf or a pine cone?
3) Can you poop and pee at the exact same time?
4) What is the weirdest color of poop you have ever seen? Describe it in detail.
5) What is the worst thing you have seen written on the door of a stall/the wall above a urinal?

We once had a poop log where we tracked such things as volume, consistency, and force required to evacuate. Ah, yes, the "good ol days".

Speaking of poop, I sent out a message yesterday that -- more or less -- dictated that I make a new band called "Lick It, Stick It, Zip It, and Poop." Being that I'm brown, I get to be "Poop".

That's a big "yes" on question number 3. Oh yeah.

You wouldn't believe what a huge bowl of Mac n Cheese does to one's fecal output.