I am assuming that since I am a real person, I must be at least as interesting as a Harry Potter character, and therefore will fill you in on useless knowledge about myself.
1. Draco's first name is Latin for serpent or dragon. His last name is French for "Bad Faith." - my first name is english for "Toilet" and my last name means "a short period of time" in german, or a button snap (like on clothes) in Danish.
2. Draco was born on June 5th, 1980. That makes him older than most TeamWorm members! - He is not older than me (1979 baby!)
3. The son of Lucius and Narcissus Malfoy, Draco is, of course, a pure-blooded wizard. - The son of Eric and Dorothy, John is pure blooded redneck
4. Draco's son is named Scorpius. - John's son's name is Adam
5. The Malfoys live in Wiltshire, England. - The Knapps live in Layton Utah
6. Draco has grey eyes. - John has brown eyes
7. Draco, like all Malfoys, has hair so blonde that it is practically white. - John's hair, like all brunettes, has hair so brown that it looks brown
8. Also like all Malfoys, Draco has a long and pointed face. - Like all awesome people, John has a face
9. Like his family, Draco is a known Death Eater. There is some controversy regarding how long he has been so. - Like his uncle, John is a competitive eater.
10. From 1992 to 1995, Draco was the seeker for the Slytherin House Quidditch team. - From 1993-1996 John was on the wrestling team.
11. Draco's original wand was a Hawthorn and unicorn hair, 10 inches long. - John will refrain from describing his 10 inch wand in public.
12. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter first met in Madam Malkin's robe shop on Diagon Alley. - John first met Harry Smith on the playground in 3rd grade. He had a transformer toy.
13. Draco's best friends are Crabbe and Goyle, two large boys who are as much his protectors as his companions. - John's best friends are Adam and Danno, who are as much his bad influences as his companions.
14. Draco is known to commonly fake or exaggerate injuries to manipulate a situation to his likeing. - John is known to commonly fake interest to manipulate a conversation to his likeing.
15. While Draco is generally seen as a malevolent, if not downright agitating character, he is a very good student who does well in his courses. - While John is generally seen as an unmotivated, if not downright lazy student, he is a very good character who does well in his impressions.
16. Draco's father was sent to prison in for trying to steal a prophesy. - John's father was sent to Kazakhstan for trying to make money.
17. Draco was the original wizard whom Voldemort desired to kill Albus Dumbledore, NOT Sevarus Snape. - John was the original engineer whom Adam desired to fix teggie, NOT Danno
18. Draco is married to Astoria Greengrass. (Isn't it fortunate how Hogwarts children all seem to find their perfect love to be an elementary school companion?) - John is Married to Jaclyn (whom he did not meet in elementary school).
19. Tom Felton plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter film series. - John plays John in all of John's adventures, although he is looking for a stunt double.
20. The Malfoy family is extremely wealthy. - The Knapp family is very lower-middle class.
21. Draco, like all Malfoys, was sorted into Slytherin house. - John has never been sorted, but rather likes his house
22. Pansy Parkinson was Draco's date to the Yule Ball. - Joyce Libanau was John's date to the Christmas Dance
23. Bellatrix Lestrange is Draco's aunt. - Julie Jorgensen is John's aunt
24. While Draco's immediate family is entirely composed of Death Eaters, his cousins include some notorious good witches and wizards, including Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, and Molly Weasley. - While John's immediate family is entirely composed of "I work in an office" people, his cousins include some notorious college football players
25. Draco owns and eagle owl. - John owned a quaker parrot, and now owns a freakin cute cat
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