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| Author: | Ozzy G [ Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | I need a beatitude . . . |
I'm feeling like crap. I know I have lots of blessings in my life, but I feel like fate has taken a giant poopie on my head all year long. I try to keep my optimism, but it seems like not only are my prayers being answered with a great big "no," but that for every "no" that I get, something good in my life that I didn't even consider to be at risk disappears. I know this is terribly negative, but it's how I feel. I'm looking for some good proverb to live by at this point . . . In the meantime, I will continue to try to make it through the day by laying around in bed and watching zombie movies and reruns of Welcome Back, Kotter . . . |
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| Author: | Dookie [ Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I need a beatitude . . . |
I was just listening to a podcast today that seems kinda up this alley, but I don't remember what it is. I'll see what I can dig out! In the meantime, I'll make up some things. - Blessed are those who are short, for they shall not worry about shrunken jeans. - Blessed are those who are hairy, for it is not always unfortunate to be mistaken for a puppy. - Blessed are those who are sarcastic, for surely someone must have an answer to the world's stupid questions. - Blessed are those who were raised by the Childrens Television Workshop, for they understand the inner-zen of the "ba-dum-bum ching" and "here fishy-fishy-fishy". - Blessed are those who watch Paula Dean, for her cooking is meant for the heart. - Blessed are those who eat at Wendy's, for this implies they are not at BK. - Blessed are those who appreciate cartoons, because God knows children surely don't! - Blessed are those who are cautious of crossing streams, for total protonic reversal is indeed bad. - Blessed are those who eat chickens, for without them those bastards breed so fast that they'd have surely conquered the Earth by now. - Blessed are those who have owned Hypercolor shirts. Seriously. They ruled. And our lives are better for having witnessed their existence. |
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| Author: | Waste [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I need a beatitude . . . |
Being at the parents house is not the same without you. And Mario, Luigi, and Toadie. |
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